can anyone hook me up with a free plane ticket to israel i have good reasons?

Question

can anyone hook me up with a free plane ticket to israel i have good reasons?

Answer 1

UNLESS YOU ARE GOING TO CRASH THAT PLANE IN THE MIDDLE OF ISRAEL, NO ONE IS GOING TO HELP YOU...

Answer 2

Don't tell me!?



You've seen Bush's secret war plans, and after realizing that Bush will protect Israel at all costs, including the use of 'nucular' weapons, you realize that the last safe place on Earth will be Israel. And... it all starts in 5 days...



Don't be ridiculous... Antarctica is where I'm going...

Answer 3

It might take you a while, but I'm sure if you find even the most basic of jobs and live very frugally, you will be able to pay for it yourself. It might take some time but you will get there.

Answer 4

State your reasons other than terrorism and you've got yourself a ticket buddy!

Answer 5

Yes. Well, it's almost free, you have to pay for the transfer fees. They are $125.

Answer 6

Ask another question, but post your reasons, perhaps you'll attract a more sympathetic crowd.

Answer 7

Ask your mom to buy you a ticket! I'm sure she'd be so eager to see you that she would oblige.

Answer 8

Join the Israeli Army - I'm sure they'll be happy to fly you over.

Answer 9

are you dying? cus that's the only way people will give you a free ticket.

Answer 10

do you actually think that someone would offer you a free ticket here?

Answer 11

If you are under 26 and Jewish; www.birthrightisrael.com

Answer 12

not good enough.. i think i could use that ticket myself.. but nice try...

Answer 13

nope

Answer 14

And what would those reasons be??

Answer 15

whats your reason?

Answer 16

This is your lucky day...no.

Answer 17

lol.. yeah, i'll get right on it!

Answer 18

what is your reson

Answer 19

No, but thanks for asking!!